Tuesday, 12 April 2016

Release Day Blitz, Review & Giveaway ~ The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn


We're celebrating the release of The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn! Check out my review and giveaway!


THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by Meghan Quinn
Scheduled to release: April 12, 2016
Romantic Comedy
Cover designer: Meghan Quinn


Book Description:

It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.

For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.

My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.

I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.

This is my life after my happily ever after…


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Our Review:

Reviewed by Donna ~ 4.5 stars
***ARC received for an honest review***


“Love to her is a grandiose emotion that needs to be expressed in a way only an eleven-million-dollar production can accomplish.”


This is the conclusion to The Virgin Romance Novelist and Meghan Quinn certainly begins how she left off. Sometimes you just “get” someone and I am totally akin to Meghan Quinn’s hilarious sense of humour that is at times, close to the knuckle, but is toilet humour at its finest. I have cried a river reading this book and for once it was not through sadness, I literally had tears running down my cheeks as our quirky Rosie just ran the gauntlet of life leaving battered penises and Ben Wa Balls in her wake.

In this book I had whole scenes highlighted rather than one liners, this was all about the incredibly inane and hilarious situations that Rosie finds herself in. For someone that has only just lost her virginity our girl certainly throws herself into all things sexual while still holding onto her cute and adorable naivety. Rosie was a character you just want to be best friends with and give the hugest hugs while taking a step back just in case something went wrong. Even the most of innocuous of situations seemed to have hilarious consequences for our Calamity Jane.


“I had sexual intercourse, I did the dirty, I performed the sexuals, I horizontally twerked it. Basically what happened was penis met vagina and had one hell of a party down at pleasure palace.”


But it is this cute and quirkiness that totally envelop Rosie into your heart and you cannot help but welcome her with open arms. Penning her first novel while still finding her sexual prowess in the bedroom with her beau, Henry, we really see her insecurities in full force. Rosie cannot see why someone as handsome and sexy as Henry would be interested in her and Henry was the same, why would his best friend of years, who was so adorable, a hopeless romantic, naïve, honest and gorgeous want to be with him? These two had a lot of relationship lessons to learn but you just knew that the journey would be fraught with hilarious antics and misunderstandings, but these two were honestly so well suited.


“*Underwear Symbol* + *Nose Symbol* = 4EVA *Heart symbol*”


The bachelorette party for Rosie’s best friend, Delaney, was another sight for sore eyes, tears galore and enough “cum” to last a lifetime but it is these situations that were so relatable and just really showcased Meghan Quinn in all her crazy glory. And our cat, Sir Licks-a-lot, brought many a fun scene, the pin the penis is a scene I will forever laugh about.


“Watch out, ladies. It’s time this penis gets whacked off.”


This is one author I would love to meet, after all, these books are based on the woman herself. If this series is anything to go by there would never be a dull moment. It must be hard to put yourself on the pages like that but I think that is why this series has worked so well. It was honest and real and it is this that really has you laughing out loud as you know that is based on fact and not fiction. In fact you are laughing at Meghan Quinn herself. So all I can say, if you want a belly aching laugh, then this series is definitely for you, if you need a pick me up…this book is for you…if you want to pee yourself laughing…this book is for you…if you never want to be able to watch Titanic again without peeing yourself laughing…this book is for you.  So with love and boob squeezes I’m out, just read it.


Read the first book in this series:


Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch... 

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave? 

God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch. 

I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience. 

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. 

But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected… 


About the Author:
 


Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if "It's Raining Men" starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.

Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing... enter her first novel, Caught Looking.

Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!


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Giveaway:

Signed Print copy and $15 Amazon Gift Card 

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